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8:52pm June 9, 2018

nurse-peach:

raid night

8:42pm June 9, 2018
5:39am May 18, 2018
phx-y:
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phx-y:

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1:49am May 4, 2018
  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
2:25pm May 1, 2018
uuddlrlrba-start:
“ tubacondom:
“ beaux-knows:
“American healthcare system be like
”
I️ fucking hate this
”
definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system
there, I fixed it
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uuddlrlrba-start:

tubacondom:

beaux-knows:

American healthcare system be like

I️ fucking hate this

definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system

image

there, I fixed it

2:15pm May 1, 2018

gayvian:

snakegay:

snakegay:

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”

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me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0

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“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

im going to personally kick your ass

1:55pm May 1, 2018

tashabilities:

if-you-forget-me:

little-fruit-loops:

goldenpoc:

welovemoses:

gregwuzhere:

quietstorm3214:

dyslimbia:

surra-de-bunda:

thepolosweater:

flamestpatrick:

squeezemetillipop:

alphatigerking:

surra-de-bunda:

Never underestimate how messy men are. They tell everything to each other, but swear they stay out of drama. They make fun of reality tv and act as if gossip is exclusive to women. It’s for their gimmick!! They have no discretion what’s so ever and they also pretend to have a solid bro code, yet betray each other all the damn time to the same women they degrade. They stay throwing each other under the bus, but always wanna impress each other and have dirt on women. 

The accuracy

When I was in highschool, if you wanted to know everybody’s business you just listen to what the guys say in the locker room. GIrls. ONly gossip to their social circle. If you’re not in it. They won’t dispell knowledge. But guys. They will scream people’s business out in the open like it’s whatever.

As a man who works with mostly men, this is true. They’re catty, bitchy, childish, and I wish I worked with more women just for the peace of mind.

yep

Thank you for the honesty

Men told me the DARKEST secrets of their best friends incl their real names after only knowing me for some hours xD it was embarrassing and shocking how little they cared for the allegedly most important people in their lives oO is a perfect warning sign for future betrayal, so make it clear you‘re not up for it right from the start!

Men gossip a lot. Bro code isn’t real. I’m in a group chat with some of my closest guy friends. One night we were out with our ladies and one of the ladies suggested that she knew about things that were said in the chat. The next day all hell broke loose in the chat. Dude was accused of violating bro code. We all let him know we weren’t happy with him. One day my wife came home from hanging out with one of those guys’ girlfriend (a different one from the one who already knew about our chats). One of the first things she told me was “be careful about what you put in the chat. The girlfriends know about what’s said in the chat”. Bro code my ass lol.

I’m a mechanic, and I’m among the youngest in the shop. It’s all older guys, mostly mid-40’s and up. When I tell you these “manly” men (who shit on youngins all the time for being “girly”) are thee biggest gossipers, stay in their feelings, messy, and stay trying to one-up each other, I mean it like it’s a Mona Scott show in there. Everybody business stay out there, so you can’t tell niggas shit. idc what anybody say, men way worse than women when it comes to messy drama shit.

Listen… Ive had whole ass groups of only male friends at one point and only female friends at another point, and having female friends is waaaaaay less messy than people put on. Niggas will tell your whole ass business than jokingly laugh about it and be on some “lol bro its not even that deep. It was just a joke… Dont nobody give af forreal” type shit lmao.

Guys will claim guys are easy going, but like if gossip and girls weren’t real… half of these men wouldn’t even have jokes or their so called “comedy” bets 

Many guys have to be the best, the smartest, the leader, and they will make everyone else feel like piles of shit to get themselves up there.

I was in a group of four guys who I considered my best friends, they really did talk the most shit about each other I have ever heard. Whether it was “this guy is a cheater” “this guy is in love with you” or “he’s a pussy.” The list goes on and looking back I was probably talked about just as much

I’m a woman who has worked in the very male dominated field of broadcast production for many years, 

And I am here to tell you that once men decide they don’t wanna fuck you, 

You become One of the Guys and they tell you EVERYTHING.

Even BEFORE you become a bro, they spillin the beans and pouring the tea on literally every other dude in the vicinity, including their BEST friends.

Men gave women the bad rap for the gossip they do best and more often because it’s a PROJECTION.

People who have institutional power over another group of folks project their own character flaws onto the people they have power over. 

Just like white folks call Black people lazy when we weren’t the ones who stole a whole race of people to build a country, 

Men call women ‘gossipy’ and ‘catty’ and ‘petty’ to deflect from the ways they stab each other in the back to look like the best dude in the clicque. 

1:33pm May 1, 2018
12:44pm March 29, 2018

incorrectfeaquotes:

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11:47am March 26, 2018

inixoq:

nethilia:

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I can’t stop thinking of this and how it describes white people’s attitude towards Mexican food perfectly.